What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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24!

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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