- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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