- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

69

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Women's rights

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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