Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

luke moore cant pull it back

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

My life :(

roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

A Jew! Bless you.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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