- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

hipsters

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What did the retard say to the other retard? (incoherent gibberish)

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

What'sucks and white Jackson

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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