- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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