Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

I'm a raging homosexual.

Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

this is not a joke

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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