What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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The WNBA.

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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donald................duck for president

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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