- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

you just contradicted yourself.

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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