- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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