womens rights to vote

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

Shit!

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Women's Rights.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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