Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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