When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Alex Eggbert

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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