What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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Penal Dysfunction

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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WNBA

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Anti Joke

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