- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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