- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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you just contradicted yourself.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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