- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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