A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

Lil' Wayne

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Cancer.

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

poop

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

no

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

Gianni

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