- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

what do you call a dead black man? dead

Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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