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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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