- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

knock knock Who's there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot

Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

A black guy walks into a bar... 3 hours later He walks out...

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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