why am I writing this...im bored

If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

You're tall.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

Your mama's so fat.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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