- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Women's rights

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

What did the man without a tongue say...

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

trumpy trumpy trump

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

i cant think of one.

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