What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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Womens Rights.

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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