What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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Michael Castillo is gay

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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Woman.

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Billy Cundiff.

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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