He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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I hate blackniggers

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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