- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

Cancer.

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

Lil' Wayne

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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