Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

Why? Whats wrong?

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

What's funnier than 24? 25

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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