What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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Your time.

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speech and debate.

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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Penis.

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What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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