what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Mitt Romney.

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

one day i went to bed

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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