- Anti Joke

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

my whole life!

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly