- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

american government

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

hipsters

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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