What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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hipsters

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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