What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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for keeps?

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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this is not a joke

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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