- Anti Joke

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

knock, knock come in

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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