What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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