Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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banana

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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