Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

Niki Minaj's ass

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

knock knock Come in!!!

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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