What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

AIDS

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Why? Whats wrong?

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

What's funnier than 24? 25

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