A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

Woman.

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

i can't stand cripple jokes

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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