THIS IS an anti-joke.

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

69

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What is long and black The unemployment line

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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