GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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