What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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Kathy Griffin.

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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A guy has cancer. He dies.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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