Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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Type 2 diabetics

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"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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