there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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thumbs up!

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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Why did you insult me and then punch me in the face? The hell if you care anymore, I killed you straight after. Neo-Nero. (Rest in peace Nero7 better known as The Moral Man, I hope I can one day live up to your greatness.) Moral: "Keep your spirits up, we are all going to die sometime, but life means nothing if we lose faith in ourselves and each other" Moral 2: "Nero Septimus, that will be my first and last moral that made a figment of fucking sense, if you are watching from whatever comes from life, I know that this is what you would have done, but just so you know and always wanted for us that followed you, I am doing this for my own goddamn fucking self, respects... Now if your ghost is still watching, get the fuck out of my room you damn cripple, and know that your arm is somewhere in the basement because its so goddamn bad ass that it fucking freaks me out, and so fucking heavy that I think you where some sort of superhuman, now gtfo, as you taught us, we cant focus on the goddamn afterlife, if we are gonna get the best out of life and the present, adios amigo"

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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wood cant chuck wood

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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lol

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