What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

Butt Sex.

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

Whats white and sticky fluff

Membean

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

A Jew! Bless you.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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