A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

Worst joke ever

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

IU football

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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