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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

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