Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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IU football

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Autism speaks but not really

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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