What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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What's an Anti Joke?

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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