How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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womens rights

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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