how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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i cant think of one.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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Anti Joke

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