Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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gay marriage.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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