How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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a potato flew around my room

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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