- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

raping black women

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

hi

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

obama's promises

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