Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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luke moore cant pull it back

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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your mum

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

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My life :(

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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Anti Joke

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