- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

trumpy trumpy trump

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

K.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

learn the ropes?

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

i cant think of one.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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