A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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Knock knock. Death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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