What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Knock knock. Death.

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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