Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Women's rights.

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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Womens rights.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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